omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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