I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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