This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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