If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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