That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
