Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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