Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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