you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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