Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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