can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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