dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
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Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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