I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
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the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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