Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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