Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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