we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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