just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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