sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
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