I love black thongs
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Randomize