can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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