I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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