did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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