Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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