Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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