Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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