You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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