love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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