jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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