if i can run in heels then i can drive
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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