it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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