We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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