Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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