question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
