is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Two words: nipple clamps
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