Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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