Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
