no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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