piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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