I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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