Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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