WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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