even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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