I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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