So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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