question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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