I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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