i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.