I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
