i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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