Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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