she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize
