: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I am in a vortex of obligation.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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