I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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