And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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