you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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